Why I Cannot Be Replaced

• Who would harass the freshmen?
• My friends would miss out on book recommendations.
• No one would get my chocolate chip cookies or sugar cookies anymore (and I've been told both are some of the best).
• My husband goes a little nutty without me for a few days - I'd hate to see what would happen if I was never coming back.
• The world would lose a little humor from my airheadedness, stubbornness, and general cluelessness.